E Sms Fun

Tips to recover scratched CD's

2009-12-11T13:59:00.001-08:00

1. Spread a cloth on a flat surface and place the CD on it.
2. Then, hold the disc with one hand, use the other to wipe the polish into the affected area with a soft cloth.
3. Wait for it to dry and buff using short, brisk strokes along the scratch, not across it.
4. A cloth sold to wipe spectacles or camera lenses will work super m8's.
5. When you can no longersee the scratch,, wash the disc with water and let it dry before playing. Intersting isnt it? Try it right now
I have used toothpaste with good effects before Ive also used car paint cutting compound on deeper scratches. It does leave lots of smaller scratches (as it is a cutting compound after all) but it will remove the worst scratches in most cases.
ya u r gng to b surely befinited by this Operation

* Fingermarks/prints cause 43% of disc problems!
* General wear & tear causes 25% of disc problems!
* Player-related issues cause 15% of disc problems!
* Remaining Others

7 Basic Everyday Health Tips

2009-12-10T14:47:00.001-08:00

“He who has health has hope, and he who has hope has everything.” -Arabian Proverb

1. Move extra: Make it a daily challenge to find ways to move your body. Climb stairs if given a choice between that and escalators or elevators. Play with your kids; throw balls with friends, trim the lawn. Anything that moves your limbs is not only a fitness tool, it’s a stress buster. Think ‘move’ in small increments of time. It doesn’t have to be an hour in the gym. But that’s great when you’re up to it. Meanwhile, move more.

2. Cut Fat: Avoid such as fried foods, burgers and other fatty meals. Dairy products such as cheese, cottage cheese, milk and cream should be eaten in low fat versions. Nuts and sandwich meats, mayonnaise, margarine, butter and sauces should be eaten in limited amounts. Most are available in lower fat versions such as substitute butter, fat free cheeses and mayonnaise.

3. Give up Smoking: Smoking is harmful to your health.

4. Reduce Stress: Easier said than done, stress busters come in many forms. Some techniques recommended by experts are to think positive thoughts. Spend 30 minutes a day doing something you like. (i.e; walk on the beach or in a park; read a good book; visit a friend; play with your baby; listen to soothing music; watch a funny movie. Get a massage, a facial or a haircut. Meditate. Count to ten before losing your temper or getting aggravated. Avoid difficult people when possible.

5. Protect Yourself from Pollution: If you can’t live in a smog-free environment, at least avoid smoke-filled rooms, high traffic areas, breathing in highway fumes and exercising near busy thoroughfares. Exercise indoors in air conditioning when air quality is good. It’s a good pollution and dirt from the street deterrent.

6. Floss Your Teeth: Recent studies make a direct connection between longevity and teeth flossing. Nobody knows exactly why. Perhaps it’s because people who floss tend to be more health conscious than people who don’t? Thought for the day: Floss and be your body’s boss.

7. Keep a optimistic Mental point of view: There’s a definitive connection between living well and healthfully and having a cheerful outlook on life.

Take care

2009-12-09T13:33:00.001-08:00

Take care?
People who take care never go anywhere.
Take a chanve!
Take charge!
Take control!

The one battle most

2009-12-09T13:32:00.006-08:00

The one battle most people lose is the battle over the fear of failure...
try...
start...
begin...
and you'll be assured you won the first round.

Never let a problem

2009-12-09T13:32:00.005-08:00

Never let a problem become excuse.

Tough times never last

2009-12-09T13:32:00.003-08:00

Tough times never last, but tough people do.

100 Life Saving Health Food Tips

2009-12-07T13:30:00.003-08:00

If you don't want to work, you have to work

2009-12-07T13:28:00.005-08:00

If you don't want to work,

you have to work to earn enough money so that you

won't have to work.
- Ogden Nash

If U Pick Up A Starving Dog And Make It Prosperous

2009-12-07T13:28:00.001-08:00

If U Pick Up A Starving Dog And Make It Prosperous,It Will Not Bite You.

That Is Da Principal Difference Between A Man And A Dog.

Mark Twain

When The House Is Situated In An Imbalance

2009-12-07T13:27:00.004-08:00

When The House Is Situated In An

Imbalance Place Then Why R U Praying

From God To Save It.How Can He Save It

U Have Already Been Destroy It

A man is like a fraction whose numerator is

2009-12-07T13:27:00.001-08:00

A man is like a fraction
whose numerator is
wh8 He is & whose
denominator is wh8 He
thinks of Himself.
Larger the denominator,
Smaller the fraction

-Leo Tolstoy-

Beautiful Quote By Shakespeare

2009-12-07T13:26:00.000-08:00

Beautiful Quote By
Shakespeare ...

"L O V E" All

"T R U S T" A Few

DO " W R O N G" To
None ... (:

"T R U T H" Is Expressed Where As

2009-12-07T13:25:00.000-08:00

"T R U T H"
Is Expressed

Where As

"L I E"
Is Made ... :)

SuCcEsS hUrTs WhEn YoU dOn'T hAvE a LoVeD oNe

2009-12-02T12:25:00.002-08:00

SuCcEsS hUrTs
WhEn YoU dOn'T hAvE a LoVeD oNe To ShArE iT wItH...
BuT fAiLuRe AlSo LoOkS bEaUtIfUl
WhEn YoU hAvE a LoVeD oNe To HuG yOu... (:

=PUre NeWz = 1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora

2009-12-02T12:25:00.001-08:00

=PUre NeWz =

1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K Kha Lia Magr Wo pHr bHi Bhok Se Mar gYa,

Q k

Wo sUit

MaLika Sharwat

Ka tha...>>!

Ja Sanam Mujh Ko Hai

2009-12-02T02:45:00.000-08:00

CONVERT TEXT TO SPEECH IN YOUR MOBILE

2009-12-02T00:31:00.000-08:00

YOU CAN CONVERT TEXT TO SPEECH IN YOUR MOBILE

Text-to-speech Software read the text on the screen aloud in a
natural voice, provides you a convenient accessibility to your mobile phone menus and functions, short messages, e-mail messages etc.

Note: Text-to-speech is available for Series 60 and Series 80 phones with a Symbian operating system.

Compatible WITH SOME PHONES LIKE :

* Nokia 3230
* Nokia 3250
* Nokia 3650 / 3600
* Nokia 3660 / 3620
* Nokia 5500
* Nokia 5700
* Nokia 6110 Navigator
* Nokia 6260
* Nokia 6290
* Nokia 6600
* Nokia 6620
* Nokia 6630
* Nokia 6670
* Nokia 6680
* Nokia 6681
* Nokia 6682
* Nokia 7610
* Nokia 7650
* Nokia E50
* Nokia E60
* Nokia E61
* Nokia E61i
* Nokia E62
* Nokia E65
* Nokia E70
* Nokia N70
* Nokia N71
* Nokia N72
* Nokia N73
* Nokia N75
* Nokia N80
* Nokia N90
* Nokia N91
* Nokia N95

Purani aur nayi Umrao Jaan mein kya farak hai.

2009-12-01T12:22:00.001-08:00

Purani aur nayi Umrao Jaan
mein kya farak hai...??
Purani Papa ki jaan thi
aur nayi Bete ki jaan hai....

Friendship isn't about "i m sorry" its about "

2009-12-01T12:21:00.002-08:00

Friendship isn't about "i m sorry"
its about "kamine teri ghalti hai"

Its not about "m here 4u"
its about "kahan hai kaminey"

Its not about "i understand"
its about "sab teri wajah se hua hai manhoos"

Its not about "i care 4u"
its about "kamino mujhe chor k kaha jaogey"

Its not about "im happy 4 ur success"
its about " chal beta party de... =P ;->

Ye sms us behanchod ko karen jisne apse kaha <

2009-12-01T12:21:00.001-08:00

Ye sms us behanchod
ko karen jisne apse kaha
1 may ko sms pakag khtm
hojaynge mene apna farz
pura krdia ab ap b bhejo ta
k ye gali asal
bande tk pohanche =P ;->

Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..

2009-12-01T12:19:00.000-08:00

Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->

Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko 1 haf

2009-11-30T05:30:00.002-08:00

Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko
1 hafta kya?
Aik saal b ghar ma bhetna paray tou
b is qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain
From,
NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.

If u want to "Miss me" If u want to "Feel me"

2009-11-30T05:30:00.001-08:00

If u want to "Miss me"
If u want to "Feel me"
So...
Close ur Eyes, and keep ur hand on ur Heart,
and
Then Listen....
Dhak
Dhak
Dhak
Dhak.....
Yes!Its me!!

Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga, Bus

2009-11-30T05:29:00.000-08:00

Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,

Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga,

Mat rona mere marne par a dost,

Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor
jaonga... ;->

Friendship Is A Lifelong Incurable Disease Sym

2009-11-28T05:46:00.001-08:00

Friendship Is A Lifelong Incurable Disease
Symptoms:
Happy Heart
Lots Of Laughs
Few Fights
Couple Of Tears
Some Hugs n
Many Pointless Convrsations Via Sms Or Calls

If You've Any Of d Above Symptoms, Don't Panic
Just Turn 2 GOD n Thank HIM 4 Blessing You Wid d Best Illness Of d World (=

18th Birthday Messages I cried on my 18th

2009-11-28T05:45:00.002-08:00

18th Birthday Messages

I cried on my 18th birthday.

I thought 17 was such a nice age.

You're young enough to

get away with things,

but you're old enough too.

Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe Be parwai

2009-11-28T05:45:00.001-08:00

Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe
Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai
tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia

Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai
SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)

Tom Cruise Angelina Jolie Aishwarya Rai

2009-11-28T05:44:00.002-08:00

Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.

New scheme of school and college holidays

2009-11-28T05:44:00.001-08:00

New scheme of school and college holidays

Summer vacations

Eid holidays

Winter holidays

And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)

Revised Version of TRUTH IS THE BEST POLICY

2009-11-26T15:31:00.003-08:00

Revised Version of
TRUTH IS THE BEST POLICY

Once again the woodcutter was going with his wife near the canal. His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came & asked him. He told about wife. Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif". Woodcutter said yes. Angel became angry.
Woodcutter said, if I refused u should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife. I m a poor man. I can't afford all 3... =P ;->

Everything is "Pre-Written" But, with Pray

2009-11-26T15:31:00.001-08:00

Everything is
"Pre-Written"
But, with Prayers
it can be
"Re-Written"... ;->

/GooD MorninG\

Have a Blessed Day (:->

Find ur Japanese Name: Take each letter of ur

2009-11-26T15:30:00.004-08:00

Find ur Japanese Name:
Take each letter of ur name & substitute it with Japanese sound..

A=ka
B=tu
C=mi
D=te
E=ku
F=lu
G=ji
H=ri
I=ki
J=zu
K=me
L=ta
M=rin
N=to
O=mo
P=no
Q=ke
R=shi
S=ari
T=chi
U=do
V=ru
W=mei
X=na
Y=fu
Z=zi

4wd It to Ur Friends 4 fun..:-)

I Will Wait ... Till The Day "I" C

2009-11-26T15:30:00.003-08:00

I Will Wait ...

Till The Day
"I" Can Forget "You" ...

Or

The Day
You Realize
"You" Cannot Forget "Me" ...

itna udas shaam ka manzar kabhi na tha, sooraj

2009-11-26T15:30:00.001-08:00

itna udas shaam ka manzar kabhi na tha,
sooraj ke sath doob gaya mera dil bhi aaj...

Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue pakar lia.

2009-11-26T15:29:00.000-08:00

Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue pakar lia.

Bap beti se:Tumne khandan ki izzat pr daag laga dia.

Beti muskaraty hue: Daag tu chala jayega ye waqt phr nae ayega.

Police Station Jao

2009-10-23T09:43:00.002-07:00

Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay,
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi may Smjh
nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?

Husband And Wife Text Messages

2009-10-23T09:43:00.001-07:00

Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

.

.

.

Husband : No serial
our marriage CD

Husban Wife And Spare Tyre

2009-10-23T09:41:00.000-07:00

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

Dreams come true

2009-10-20T12:57:00.001-07:00

Dreams come true;

without that possibility,

nature would not incite us to have them.

Love Is Like A Sweet Dream

2009-10-20T12:56:00.003-07:00

Love iz like a sweet dream
nd
Marriage iz like an alarm clock
So have sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes YOU up
HAPPY UNMARRIED LIFE

Open Heart Receives Love

2009-10-20T12:56:00.001-07:00

Only da open heart receives LOVE
Only da open hand receives GIFTS
nd
Only da CUTE peole receive MESSAGES From ME!

Sweet Dreams Airline

2009-10-20T12:55:00.002-07:00

Welcome aboard to Sweet Dreams airline,

all passengers on bed hug your pillows

as the flight ll b leaving soon 2 dream land.

Eyes Are Looking Tired

2009-10-20T12:55:00.001-07:00

Since ur eyes r
looking tired… Let ur
eye lashes hug each
other 4 few hours.
Happy journey in to da
world of dreams,

Smile Is A Curve

2009-10-20T10:36:00.001-07:00

A smile is a curve that
sets everything straight
and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and
receive a lots 4 days 2 come

happy birthday ……

Flying Papers Multi Colours Of Balloon

2009-10-20T10:35:00.000-07:00

Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

What Do You Want For Your Birthday?

2009-10-20T10:33:00.002-07:00

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

One Day Sky Was Crying

2009-10-20T10:33:00.001-07:00

One day sky was crying.

I ask him why are you
crying today.

He told me i have lost my
beautiful start.

It was a day when you were born.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

Funny Birthday Quotes

2009-10-20T10:32:00.000-07:00

Because time itself is like a spiral,
something special happens on your birthday
each year: The same energy that God
invested in you at birth is present once again.

Menachem Mendel Schneerson

Ab To Aansu Bhi Nikalte Hain

2009-10-20T10:31:00.002-07:00

Tumhare Pyar Mein Zalim Kuch Is Tarha Ghayl Huwe

__
(.”)
< )_, - - .
Ll .,.,’.,.

Ab To Aansu Bhi Nikalte Hain
Rasta Badal Badal Kar……!

This Is Baby Sun Saying

2009-10-20T10:31:00.001-07:00

()” “()
..(’0′)..
..(…)..
(”)=(”)

This Is Baby Sun Saying
U Smiling
&
Hopefull Good Morning

Friendship Roses

2009-10-20T10:30:00.004-07:00

./ \\
( \\ ) one for the friendship
“.Y..
. |`?

./ \\
( \\ ) One for the money.
“.Y.
. |`?

./ \\
( \\ ) One for the happiness
“.Y.
. |`?

./ \\
( \\ ) One for the popularity
“.Y.
. |`?

Pakistani Flag Ascii Picture Sms

2009-10-20T10:30:00.003-07:00

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||--"-------.->
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|-| /-\ |>|>Y

| |\| |} Â£ |> Â£ |} Â£ |\| C Â£

|} /-\ Â¥

|>/-\|< | $ ~|~/-\|\|

Z| |\| |} /-\ B /-\ |}

Happy 62th Independence Day

2009-10-20T10:30:00.001-07:00

!=–....-=-._=_.
!=–....-=-._=_;
!=- -..(*..-=_;
!=–..__..-=-._;
!
i
i
Lets Take Decision
To Value Our Nation
Won't Forget Those Sacrifices,
Who Gave Us Freedom
Now Its Our Turn
To Have A Reformation.

Happy 62th Independence Day to All (:

Lets Celebrate Dis Day. D Day That Gave Us D Freedom Of Thought,
Action, Faith n Speech
LOVE YOU PAKISTAN

True Friend Does All

2009-10-19T13:21:00.003-07:00

in life..
some know you..
some remember you..
some like you..
some understand you..
some care for you..
but..
a TRUE FRIEND does all above &
always hopes the best for you..

Sweet Friendship Text Messages

2009-10-19T13:21:00.001-07:00

1day I may die
wiTout sayng
gud bye2 U!
Bt I'll nevr
4get2 say
THANK U!
Bcoz U hve givn
me 1of loveliest
friendship ever in
my life!

Meaning Of Friendship

2009-10-19T13:20:00.004-07:00

Meaning of Friendship : -

F——-FOREVER
R——-RESPONCIBLE
I——-INTELLIGENT
E——-EAGER TO MAIL
N——-NICE
D——-DIVINE
S——-SIMPLE
H——-HEARTLY
I——-INTERSTED
P——-PEACEFUL

My Lovely Friend

2009-10-19T13:20:00.003-07:00

Met you, became friends,
shared secrets, freaked out,
had fun, fought with you,
Laughed with you, Smiled with you,
Cried with u, Hurt you, Teased you,
And here i am, still thinking of u..
Long journey, huh!!?
And we shall never let it end, right?

Just wanted u to know
that my lovely friend, u r valued!!!

Friendship Text Messages

2009-10-19T13:20:00.001-07:00

“Hoti nahi dosti kabhi chehre se”
“Dosti to dil se ki jati hay”
“Soorat unki khud hi pyari lagti hay”
“Kadar jinki dil se ki jati hai.

Ayat Text Messages

2009-10-19T13:19:00.007-07:00

Assalamoalykum,
Al Quran;
“Aur Jin Logu Ny Allah Ki Rah Mei Hijrat Ki,
Phir Wo Shaheed Kr Dye Gaey
Ya Apni Mout Mar Gaey.
Allah Unhy Behtreen Rizq Ata Frmaey Ga
Aur Bey Shak Allah Sab Sy Behtr
Rozi Deny Wala Hy.”

Surah Al-Hajj
Ayat#58

Mafhoom E Hadees

2009-10-19T13:19:00.005-07:00

Mafhoom-E-Hadees:

"Rozadaar Ka Sona Ibadat Aur Us Ki Khamoshi Tasbeeh Karna

Aur Us Ki Dua Qabool Aur Us Ka Ammal Maqbool Hota Hai."

(Ref: Shob-ul-Eeman)

Bukhari Sharif

2009-10-19T13:19:00.003-07:00

Hazrat Mohammad (S.A.W) Ne Farmaya:

Allah Taalah Farmatay Hain,

"Aulaad-E-Aadam Ka Har Amal 10 Guna Bharta Hai Siwaye Roze Ke,

Roza Mere Liye Hai Aur Main He Roze Ki Jaza Doon Ga."

(BUKHARI SHARIF)

Pay Attention To Allah

2009-10-19T13:19:00.001-07:00

Pay attention to Allah
and
He will pay attention to you.”

Hazrat Ali (R.A) Ne Farmaya

2009-10-19T13:18:00.002-07:00

Hazrat ALI (r.a) ne farmaya k:
"Main puri zindgi me sirf ek raat sukon se soya hon"
Pucha gaya "Wo kon c?"

Hazrat ALI(r.a)ny frmaya:
"Jis din AAP(S.A.W) ne frmaya k:
'Ae ALI kal tum ne maal-e-ghanimat taqsim kr k aana hy'
Q k
Sirf us raat mjhy yaqin tha k main subha zinda uthon ga"

SUBHANALLAH

Some One In Our Heart

2009-10-19T13:18:00.001-07:00

Keeping someone in our heart is very easy,
but,
to be in the someones heart is very difficult.
So RESPECT the heart which CARES about U

English Love Text Messages

2009-10-19T13:17:00.000-07:00

This Is Love, Isn't It?
When You Notice Someone's Absence
And
Hate That Absence
More Than Anything?
More Even Than,
You Love His Presence... !

Cute Love Text Messages

2009-10-19T13:16:00.004-07:00

If 100% of people love you,
make sure I am one of them,

If 99% people hate you,
make sure I am in that 1% who loves you,

If 100% of people hate you,
then make sure I am No More.

Urdu Love Text Messages

2009-10-19T13:16:00.003-07:00

Mile Uljhano se Fursat to Zara Dil se puchna Jan

Kya Sirf Fursaton Main Yaad Karne Ka Naam Hai Muhabbat???

Love Text Messages

2009-10-19T13:16:00.001-07:00

I Will Wait ...

Till The Day
"I" Can Forget "You" ...

Or

The Day
You Realize
"You" Cannot Forget "Me" ...

Only You Be Mine

2009-10-19T13:15:00.003-07:00

Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,

Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,

Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine

Its Me Who Live For You

2009-10-19T13:15:00.001-07:00

This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here… It’s me who live for you.

Aisa Bane Pyar Ka Ristha

2009-10-19T13:14:00.005-07:00

Woh meri, main uska ho jaun,
Tadap mein uske main mar jaun,
Aisa bane pyaar ka yeh ristha hamara,
Woh mera jism aur main uski jaan ban jaun.

Dil Se Nikalti Hai

2009-10-19T13:14:00.003-07:00

Dil se nikalti hai yeh dua hamari,
Puri ho jaye har khwaish tumhari,
Jindagi mein tumhe kami na rahe koi,
Chahe khuda kam kar de 2-4 kushi hamari.

Romantic Text Messages

2009-10-19T13:14:00.001-07:00

Best Romantic Words :-

I dont know how Beautiful you are...

'coz my eyes haven't moved from ur eyes....

Broken Is A Heart Tonight

2009-10-19T13:13:00.001-07:00

Broken is a star tonight
as tears rolled on to my cheeks
they whispered in my ears
let us take your pain away
broken is a little heart tonight

Sad Sms Text Messages

2009-10-19T13:12:00.006-07:00

Kese bayaan kron Alfaaz nahi hain,

Dard ka mere tuhje ehsas nahi hai,

Puchty ho mujh sy kya dard hai mujhy

Dard ye hai k tu mere PASS nahi hai...

English Sad Text Messages

2009-10-19T13:12:00.005-07:00

If u drop me i ill break
if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry,
if u don’t call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry
but
if u leave me i ill die.

Yaad Karna Chod Diya

2009-10-19T13:12:00.003-07:00

Itni jaldi daman chhod diya,
Itni Jaldi vaada tod diya,
Abhi to zindgi ki saanse he baki ,
aur aapne abhi se yaad karna chhod diya...

Sad Text Messages

2009-10-19T13:12:00.001-07:00

Dekho Meri Aankhon Mai Khawaab Kis k Hai,
Dekho Mere Dil Mai Toofan Kis k Hai,
Tum Kehte Ho Mere Dil Ke Raste Se Koi Nahi Guzra,
To Phir Yeh Pairon Ke Nishan Kiske Hain..

Door Na Jaya Karo

2009-10-19T13:11:00.003-07:00

Dur Na Jaya Karo Dil Tadap Jaata Hai
Tere Hi Khayalon Mein Din Guzar Jaata Hai
Aaj Pucha Hai Dilne Ek Sawal Tumse
Kya Dur Rekhar Tumko Bhi Hamara Khayal Aata Hai

Scratch To Read Answer

2009-10-19T13:11:00.001-07:00

Ek Sardar ko Exam main Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha:

Sardar Ne Har Sawal K Neeche

|||||||||||||||

Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.

Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Len. :-)

Sardar Was Arrested

2009-10-19T13:10:00.006-07:00

Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident
Judge : how did accident occur
Sardar :I don't know sir I was sleeping... ;->

Sardar Text Messages

2009-10-19T13:10:00.005-07:00

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..

Bacha Gum Ho Gaya

2009-10-19T13:10:00.003-07:00

Sardar: Aaj mere parrosyo ka bacha gum ho gya
Major Rohail: Phir tm ne kya kya?
Sardar: mei ne use kaha Google pe search kr lo

Sadar Text Messages

2009-10-19T13:10:00.001-07:00

Makan Malik: Main Tumko Kiraya dene
k liye Aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.

Sardar: Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas

K 3 din Select karta Hun. :-)

Star Plus To Nahi Dekhti

2009-10-19T13:09:00.003-07:00

Agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho K..
.
Wo naik serat hai ya nehi, To...
.
Srf itna pta kro k Wo...
.

Star plus tou nahi dekhti. :-D

I Love You And Kiss

2009-10-19T13:09:00.001-07:00

AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
to
.
.
aap
Iss ko kya
kahain gay

Zahir he
.

.

KHUWAB.. :-D

Teri Bahen Se Pyar Karte Hain

2009-10-19T13:08:00.002-07:00

Teri Ummeed, Tera Intizar Karte Hain
Aye Sanam Hum to Sirf
Teri Bahen se Pyaar karte Hain.

Do Sheikh Hotel Mein

2009-10-19T13:08:00.001-07:00

Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
.
.
.
.

wajah kya thi..??
.
.
.
wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?

Urdu Funny Text Messages

2009-10-19T13:03:00.000-07:00

This is 2009:

1st Class ka Bacha Apni Miss se: Mai Aap ko Kaisa lagta hon?
Miss: So Sweet!

Bacha: To Phir mai Apne Ammi Abbu ko Aap k Ghar kab Bhejon?
Miss: Wo kyon?

Bacha: Ta k Woh hamari Baat Agay chalayen.
Miss: Ye kya Bakwaas hai!

Bacha: Tution parhne k liye. :-)